
I’m Muslamic Don’t Panik @ Millom Library
22nd October 2025 7:00pm (Doors open at 6:30 pm)
Millom Library
A hilarious and heart-felt story of one man’s journey to Iran to discover his cultural heritage. Featuring a captivating mixture of live music, spoken word, break-dancing and comedy. Join Bobak on his journey of self-discovery as he meets a whole cast of weird and wonderful characters – from women defiantly running the first (and last) ever Tehran marathon, to stumbling into an underground breakdance battle. Whilst the media frequently portray the Middle East as a frightening and dangerous place, Bobak shows us the positivity, joy, family and community that we rarely get to see. This is a beautiful story that will have you laughing-out-loud and leave you feeling full of hope. After the show, enjoy a chat with your neighbours and the artists as we serve traditional Persian tea and date biscuits called Kolompeh. Everyone is welcome.
https://www.bobakchampion.co.uk/
Age guidance: 12+
BYOB is not allowed.
1. What is I'm Muslamic Don’t Panik about?
I'm Muslamic Don’t Panik is a personal and powerful performance by Bobak Champion that explores identity, race, and growing up mixed-race and Muslim in the UK. The show blends storytelling, dance, and spoken word to reflect his lived experiences with warmth, humour, and insight. It is not a political or religious lecture—rather, it is an invitation to share in a deeply human story.
2. Does the show contain religious or political content?
While the show references the artist’s Muslim background and touches on themes of Islamophobia and cultural identity, it is not a religious or political performance. It aims to build understanding, celebrate diversity, and provoke thought in a sensitive and accessible way.
3. What should I expect from the performance?
Expect an engaging, physical, and thought-provoking performance. The show is approximately 60 minutes long, with a mix of solo performance, dance, and spoken word. There may be opportunities for informal conversation or Q&A afterwards with Iranian tea and biscuits.
4. Given current tensions in the Middle East, is this show politically motivated or controversial?
No. The show is not about international politics or the situation in Iran or the Middle East. It is based on the personal experiences of the artist growing up in the UK. It promotes empathy, inclusion, and community—not division.
5. Is it safe to attend this show?
This show is suitable for small, local venues and has been performed at community centres, village halls, and theatres across the UK. All shows have been appropriately risk assessed both for the safety of the performer and audiences.
6. I’m not Muslim—will I understand or enjoy the show?
Yes! The show is designed to be inclusive and accessible to all, regardless of background. Many audience members describe it as eye-opening, funny, and moving—regardless of their own identity or experience.
7. Is the show suitable for young people or schools?
The show is generally suitable for ages 12+ due to some mature themes and language. It has been well-received by young people and educational settings for its deft use of laughter, engaging physical dance and honesty to explore identity and prejudice.
8. Why have we programmed this show in our local venue?
We believe in the power of storytelling to bring people together. This show reflects the diversity of experiences within modern Britain and gives voice to those who are often underrepresented in the arts. We hope it sparks conversation, understanding, and connection in our community.
9. Who is Bobak Champion?
Bobak Champion is a UK-based artist of Iranian and British heritage. He is known for combining breakdance, storytelling, and humour to explore themes of identity and belonging. His work has been supported by organisations such as Arts Council England and performed across the UK.
10. Who can I speak to if I have concerns or questions?
If you have any questions before the show, please contact Kirkgate Arts. We are happy to speak with you and provide any additional information.